Me: Is there anything else you'd like to add about the program or anything you feel like I've missed?
Anonymous: No, um, when you do get a draft or something done, if you don't mind just me taking a look at if just to make -- can I do that or not?
Me: Um... *silence* ...I don't know. I'd have to ask my editor.
No, I do know -- of course you can't. You can look at it when it's published. I have a degree in journalism, but you want to ask permission to be my boss and/or do my job for me? I don't think so. Seriously, people, not okay.