You know you're pregnant when...

All the reasons I've cried thus far:

• My boobs are going to get comically big.
• I'm going to get fat.
• Pure exhaustion.
• Nathaniel is cute. Yes, really.
• My carbonated water exploded when I opened it.
• Nathaniel squished a single, solitary ant. 

Thank you, pregnancy hormones, for making me a crazy person. The best part is I'm usually laughing and crying at the same time because I realize how absolutely ridiculous I'm being.

Always,